Due to high winds…

… on the A440…

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About Tim Panini

Landlord of the Flying Pig, Little Sniffy.

15 comments

  1. DJ John Deere

    Due to high winds on the A440, a lorry load of Brylcream has been spilt.

    Police are currently combing the area.

  2. 3

    Due to high winds on the A440, a lorry of figures has overturned and shed its load.

    Police are currently at sixes and sevens.

  3. Tom Lowe Bannister

    Due to high winds on the A440, a lorry load of exhausts has overturned, shedding its load.

    Police are baffled.

  4. Cook Cakes

    Due to high winds, an ice cream van has overturned on the A440.

    Police are putting out cones.

  5. A lorry carrying a consignment of Olbas Oil has overturned on the busy A440.
    There should be no congestion in the area for about four hours 😀

  6. Due to high winds, a lorry carrying computer screens has overturned on the A440.
    Police are monitoring the situation.

  7. Due to high winds, a circus truck has overturned and an elephant has escaped.
    He was last seen doing a ton on the A440.
    Police are advising motorists to treat this as a roundabout.

  8. Cook Cakes

    A cattle lorry has overturned on the A440, due to high winds.

    …………

  9. Due to high winds, a lorryload of bleach has been spilled on the A440.
    That might actually have a good effect on this notorious blackspot.

  10. Tim Panini

    A biscuit lorry has been involved in an incident on the A440.

    ……….

  11. Cook Cakes

    Due to high winds on the A440, a lorry has overturned spilling its load of jelly.
    Police say it’s a fluid situation at the moment.

  12. Tom Lowe Bannister

    Due to high winds on the A440, a coach load of rugby players has overturned.
    Police are currently tackling the problem.

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